UPDATE: CONTEST HAS ENDED!
Update 7/12/12: There were SO many great entries in this contest (as there always are when we play “Coupon Haiku” around here!)
As always, it was very hard to pick a winner. After making a list of my favorites, I narrowed it down to five finalists:
Husband scoffs, no clue :(
New golf clubs for Father’s Day
Paid for with savings :)
Meet criteria?
On the list, On sale, Coupon?
No? Then put it back.
Coupons are the way
To keep my teenagers fed
Without going broke.
I woke up my husband
gave invisible coupon
leaving him baffled
But ultimately, I had to choose just one. And the winner is:
Because of coupons
We could afford a baby
Diaper deals oh please :)
Congratulations to FierceMama, who penned this Haiku! It was so sweet that I smiled every time I read it! (Diapers were the reason I BECAME a couponer!)
Thank you again to everyone who entered. It’s been a wonderful four years writing this blog for you, and I look forward to many more.
On July 7th, this blog will turn four years old! JillCataldo.com launched on July 7th, 2008, and couponing for beginners has never been the same since! I’m thrilled to have spent the last four years teaching people how to save money with coupons, and I’m so blessed that my job is also something that I really love to do.
This blog is a success because of you — every single person who has come here to learn, share deals, and point others in the right direction. We’re a great community of couponers, and I can’t believe we’re about to enter our 5th year of collectively never shopping the same way again.
To celebrate, I’m having a contest in your honor! One of my readers will win a $150 Visa gift card to spend on anything you’d like! Get some free groceries, free gas, dinner and a movie for your family — your choice!
But, with any contest sponsored by me versus another company, the rules change a little bit. As I’m not required to use a random-number generator to pick the winner, I will be selecting the most creative entry, as it’s Coupon Haiku time once again!
Haiku is a simple Japanese poetry made up of three lines of text. The first line has five syllables, the second seven, the last, five again. Over the years, we’ve had some other Coupon Haiku contests that generated memorable poems such as:
Hubby Do Not Laugh
Tomato Soup Is Useful
Twelve Cases Stockboy!
I hold up the line
I’m couponing, do you mind?
You should try it too
To enter, compose your own coupon-related Haiku and post it in the comments section under this article! It can be an ode to your favorite store, a shopping experience you had, a poetic tribute to high-value coupons, or whatever your little coupon-loving heart compels you to immortalize in poetry. You can enter as many times as you’d like, so if you’re feeling extra-poetic, let your creative juices flow!
This contest begins today, July 5th, 2012, and runs for one week. The contest will end on July 11th, 2012 at 11:59pm CST, and on July 12th, one winner will be chosen by me! I love you guys’ irreverent coupon humor, so have at it!
During the last coupon Haiku contests on the blog, there were so many hilarious and creative entries that left me laughing out loud every single day! Couponers really are a very funny, intelligent bunch of people. For inspiration, check out the previous Haiku contests’ entries here and here.
Legal: This contest is sponsored by JillCataldo.com. Responding to this post with a coupon-related Haiku poem qualifies readers to enter the contest. Haiku poems must consist of three lines of text, the first with five syllables; the second with seven syllables; and the third with five syllables. Participants may enter as many Haiku poems as they wish. The contest began at midnight CST on July 5, 2012 and will end at 11:59pm CST on July 11, 2012. One winner will be chosen on July 12, 2012 and announced the same day. Winner will receive one $150 Visa gift card as described above. Products, prize, information, and giveaway have been provided by JillCataldo.com. Winner will be contacted via the Private Messaging feature of JillCataldo.com and via email. Fulfillment will be handled by JillCataldo.com. Giveaway is only open to residents of the United States. Odds of winning are determined by number of eligible entries received. Good luck to everyone!
planica says
I love to coupon
It saves my family lots
And Kids love the treats
Pinkheart says
Here we are again
Happy Anniversary
Love and thanks to Jill
ynotpat says
Hubby wants to buy
Another tool for workshop
Apply Jill’s rules!
ynotpat says
Coupons bring so much
Food to our pantries but kids
Say nothing to eat!
planica says
I sort my coupons
Fill shopping cart with goodies
Happy with stockpile
jcsteenwyk says
Looking for a deal
Can be so much fun to find
Happy Couponing!
lynnNOe says
Groaning from my kids
I say “Haiku’s back on” so
speak in syllables
HappyMom88 says
It’s never to late,
To start super couponing,
You’ll reep Thanksgiving.
hobbitgirl says
Couponing Good, yes?
Stockpile Much Toothpaste you have.
Jedi Couponer
sebrugger says
Kids ask “Can I have?”
Only with a coupon, dear
Mom! Cat! On the floor
HappyMom88 says
With coupons in hand,
Off I go a couponing,
Will the shelves be bare?
HappyMom88 says
Due to couponing,
My shelves are overflowing
Support food pantry.
Dagrages says
Pick the right checker
Avoid the hassle and the delay
Younger beats older
Dagrages says
BOGO plus BOGO
equals three? Who makes this math?
I need help!
planica says
Cleared the shelf again
Out of stock til Saturday
Guess I’m coming back
alesis_77 says
Coupon, Coupon, Wow!
Look what Jill Cataldo says now
Gonna get free chow!
hobbitgirl says
Jewel will not beat me.
New Policy is in hand
Thanks Jill Cataldo
Shanshan says
OOOOOH YEAH it’s Sunday!
My fav items free again!
S-C-O-R-E!!!!!!!
Shanshan says
Rain Rain go away
Coupon shopping can’t delay
I am on my way!
Janet-saved says
Thank you!
hwendt12 says
with NOT my own money!!! :)
kperion says
No couponing huh?
Watch me save money today
Care to join the fun?
Shanshan says
Bare shelves? What the h*ll?
There will be another sale.
Jeez! No need to yell!
kperion says
Over a year back
Jill was brought into my life
Thanks for money saved!
kperion says
Somethings on sale
Grab my coupons and head out
1 versus 6 please…
Shanshan says
Extreme Couponing
How you cause my heart to sink
Just do the right thing!
HappyMom88 says
Hubby, kids, and pets
Way to many mouths to feed
Lets go couponing!
HappyMom88 says
Fannie May coupon
Gotta have my chocolate
Free ten dollars worth!
Shanshan says
Gang-Cut? What a shock!
Cutting coupons one by one
Gotta help my shops.
Shanshan says
Will not go to waste
Yep! Another free toothpaste
If you just donate
HappyMom88 says
Save money on gas,
Thanks to Shell and Jewel too
Jill showed me the way!
HappyMom88 says
Posted on Facebook
Yes, another free clothing Q!
Head to Sears Outlet.
Cheapolak says
Thank you, CVS
for paying me to take these
products home with me
KarenPlfd says
Your cupboards will fill
And it will be a big thrill
If you shop like Jill!
Cheapolak says
Just like in Vegas
Watch blinking light and hear beeps
Catalina prints!
nilo says
you say you need space
my stockpile has taken over
choose you or stockpile
alesis_77 says
Coupons save money
Husband tells me yay honey
Now I can shop more
alesis_77 says
Just started this thing
Now fun in the coupon swing
My mom should do this!
Calibabydolly says
Free VISA Gift Card?
For A Mere Winning Haiku?
Using At Wal-Mart!
alesis_77 says
What Q’s should I use
Jill has all the latest news
Saving cash now glad
alesis_77 says
Do I really need
Eight newspapers come to me
Yes I do indeed!
VJB says
Tho the game’s changin’
New policies, restrictions
i’ll keep on savin’
VJB says
Huffs, puffs, rolling eyes
watch me you non-believer
and my great buys
bluesgrrl says
Prices way to high!
Free sample,of course i’ll try!
Money left for pie!
mamapop1 says
Boy, some of these are really good!
Here’s my try:
Less and less money,
Just throw it to the wind…ouch!
Coupons save my cash.
blang says
My kids are hungry
Jill has just posted the deals
They will have to wait.
francesregina says
Middle generation
Doing what I can
Saving feeds my fam!
DealJunkie says
Ok, saw this posted and had to share:
Haiku is not hard
For sarcastic 4th graders
See example here:
Five syllables here
Seven more syllables there
Are you happy now?
DealJunkie says
I won’t pay retail
While I am a couponer
With Jill Cataldo
DealJunkie says
Counterfeit coupon
No not when I can Groupon
Thanks, I’ll stay legit
lynnNOe says
Cashiers often ask
“How did you Get that for free?”
Don’t they know Jill C?
lynnNOe says
I talk of the QUEEN
Jill’s ears must ring alot now
You can save with her!
Shanshan says
Deals, steals, make me squeal!
Money makers? I cartwheel!
Tell me more, deal Jill!
VJB says
Wow! Look at this deal!
Getting name brands on the cheap
Helps make a good meal!!!
ynotpat says
Couponing you see
Brings big payoff, little time
Lots of food, small price
coupons4life says
I run for the sales!
Armed with my binder and ads.
I always save cash!
coupons4life says
Everyday I save.
Some might think I’m excessive.
But it pays the bills.
stringofpearls says
Jewel, please bring back the
Conagra catalinas
I miss ten cent oil.
Mary A says
eight packs of razors
cashier peruses coupons
elation! all free
Calibabydolly says
Must buy eight Jose
Fifty bucks cash in the mail
I say any day!
VJB says
My daughter plays store,
Cashier tyke scans my “coupons”
Mom, coupon’s no good!!
This actually happened when my daughter wanted to play with a toy register. She asked for coupons and tried repreatedly to scan then befote giving them back because they were no good!!
lynnNOe says
Didn’t sleep last night
I kept counting syllables
Should be counting sheep!
lynnNOe says
Up at 5 A.M.
Off to Dom’s for suntan spray
Before they sell out
lynnNOe says
JCP boss said
I am like a drug addict
Coupons are my crack!
lynnNOe says
JCP boss said
I am like a drug addict
Now he has no job :)
lynnNOe says
Where did the time go?
It seems like Jill just gave “birth”
Now youre 4 years old
alesis_77 says
Sleepy tired now
But couponing wakes me up
Time to go shopping
alesis_77 says
Spend 8 and get 10
Yay for an overage again
Spend 10 get 10 more
sfc_abby says
Save with purpose
Shop with coupons
Bless others with your goodies
Cnelson34 says
Coupons are the way
To keep my teenagers fed
Without going broke.
ithica256 says
Hershey’s $1.
But it is $2 now.
For me $1.
My sister and I bought Hershey’s syrup at Jewel on the same day. I took advantage of the “buy 10 get $5 off” and used a manufacturer’s coupon. She told me it cost $1.99 at Jewel that day. I said it was only a dollar for me. He he he.
ynotpat says
Couponing can pay
Less cost more money to play
Keeps doldrums at bay!
kuracha says
call me crazy
when i go and buy
my sunday papers baby
i hear savings
and i am craving
to go shopping
with less money
on spending
but i dont hoard
nor do i really go overboard
just getting stuff
i know will be used for!
kuracha says
Lil girl in the mart
Spotted a blinkie
Look mom we got it for free
My daughter whenever we go to the grocery always looks for blinkies or peelies and gets excited coz she knows those coupons are free and will save us money :-)
kuracha says
Happy 4th on July 7th
Jill the coupon maven!
Oh yeah, Sweet!
kuracha says
Jewel i request
Double coupons
Again please :-)
lynnNOe says
Where are the police
Some people are not counting
Haiku has some rules!
lynnNOe says
Frugal, savvy, cheap
These are names that I’ve been called
I just say I’m smart :)
Saving4later says
I love to coupon
I love to save big money
I’d love to win prize!
Calibabydolly says
You Say Free Veggies
Won’t Mother Nature Bring Rain
On My FREE Parade!
Bridgefitz says
Hot winds of dog days;
The cooling blast of A/C–
time to shop and save.
Bridgefitz says
Blazing summer sun;
Chicago’s tropical heat–
Free sunscreen saves pale skin.
Bridgefitz says
Like learning to swim;
Combining coupons and sales–
Floating in deep deals.
Bridgefitz says
Waiting for autumn;
Summer clearance will begin–
clothes for next year now.
addicted says
Buy 1 get 1 free?
No! Get 2 free is the way!
Jill will show you how.
Bridgefitz says
Power out three days;
Why did this happen Sunday?
No deals of the week!
Bridgefitz says
Learning to coupon;
Blog, DVD and workshop–
Jill is my sensei.
bevb says
three coupons for “pop”
leave an “orphan”to share please
“momma”always does
waweyrick56 says
I coupon night and day
The perfect price I find is FREE
Coupon shopping is for me
Couponingtofitandfifty says
Coupons I do use
Saving and stockpiling too
Give to those in need
Patticakes122 says
Jill,
Thank you so much for making so many people aware of how to coupon! I look forward
to planning my shopping trips every Sunday after I read your blog!
Thanks again,
Patti
ymacorr says
When I quit my job
I thought food would bankrupt me
Jill you saved the day!
ekj75ekj75 says
I will show you
what $150.00 can do
using this website!
saver2 says
Super couponing
fun easy saving you big
thank you to our Jill
saver2 says
first time I couponed
my kids thought I was crazy
all that cereal!
saver2 says
one hundred fifty
would go a super long way
using coupons yah!
pwest24 says
I have been to a couple of your Super Couponing classes and have learned so much from you! Thank you for all the research and hard work that you do to bring all this great info to all of us!
Happy 4th Anniversary!
couponqueen6886 says
Couponing is fun
You are saving so much cash
Come and save with us.
lynnNOe says
If I won the card,
I would make it last until
You turn five next year
Couponingtofitandfifty says
Clipless We Practice
Rebates and Stacking Oh My
Boy We Have Toothpaste
lynnNOe says
If I won this card,
I would blow it in one day
But I’d use coupons! :)
lynnNOe says
My girl has grown up
She got an extra care card
She can do the deals! :)
MrsBluvscoupons says
Coupons! They are friends.
All sizes, shapes, and amounts – yes
Saves me money!
Frowns and sighs who cares
You should try couponing too
Saves you money!
kjs213 says
Friends want to learn how
I can save so much money…
Though they think I’m nuts!
Jac the Clipper says
To the store I go
My coupon pouch in tow
See my savings grow!
Carly Hobart says
Walk into the store,
the employees hang their heads.
“Oh no, not again!”
Carly Hobart says
To the store, to war!
Red plum held high, let us cry,
“The savings must flow!”
Carly Hobart says
Armed with a coupon,
this savvy mom won’t pay full
price for groceries.
oscar9209 says
People don’t believe it,
nor can many conceive it,
free! and cash back too?
oscar9209 says
Hey must be Tuesday
Crowd at Sears Outlet checkout
Hope with free coupons
carriebecker1 says
because of hard times
to couponing I have turned
sighs of relief heard
carriebecker1 says
how wonderful be
a coupon tree for mommy
all saying try free
oscar9209 says
Daughter shopped with me
Then cashier questioned coupons
“Mom, shop alone next!”
twinsplustwo says
July seventh is the day
History was made
Coupons by Jill opened up!
addicted says
Wags, Doms, C-V-S
Jewel, Target name a few
where I shop for free!
Lynn Simmons says
Coupons are the best
They save money for the rest
Now we have a nest!
I just learned what type of poem this was about 3 months ago when I had to help my 5th grader do one! I had never heard of it before. Your so knowledgable in every way!! :)
Lynn Simmons says
The best thing I did;
Teach my kids how to coupon
Love watching them save!
Lynn Simmons says
Family of 8
Learned everything from Jill’s blog
Can’t thank you enough!
Lynn Simmons says
My man is the BEST!
He can super coupon too
He’s better than the rest!
Lynn Simmons says
I love a good deal
Miss rocking the cat machines
Hope jewel changes
Lynn Simmons says
I miss rolling cats
Guess they don’t want me stockin’
Or machine rockin’
Bargain Babe says
KISS Jill Cataldo
Four years of coupon classes,
No mustard to boot!
ruizno says
Yes I’m a saver
Yes I have lots of coupons
You save this much?
ILove2HaikuDontU says
Dig this haiku beat
Jill Cataldo, ain’t she sweet?
Congrats on four years!
4boyshunting89 says
Thought Aldi was best
Then Jill op’nd my eyes to Qs
Now I shop at Jewel!
4boyshunting89 says
Only bought store brands
Kids begged; I couldn’t afford
Thanks to Jill, I can!
Cheapolak says
Fifty percent off
is the average I now pay
Super-Couponing
clozos says
Because we coupon;
There will be no food pantry;
My children have learned…
To respect their mother;
The value of a dollar;
And to save money!
Nyle says
RV ing last month
Overpaid for most all food
Glad to be home Jill
Mom with a coupon says
Meet criteria?
On the list, On sale, Coupon?
No? Then put it back.
mburger says
My life has been changed
By attending Jill’s workshop…
Coupons everywhere!
Supermom10 says
Jill’s deals of the week
Tell us the best coupon deal
Free stuff is the best!
mardollar says
Wonderful coupons
help me so much, I love them
They are my life now!
Supermom10 says
Saving money is fun
Extra cash for my family
E-C-B’s are great!
Supermom10 says
Where is that coupon?
I know I had it just now!
I lost one again?!
bluedemon20 says
Remember the cat deals, Jill?
Ah, the good old days
but now at least I’m skinny
lynnNOe says
It’s always a treat
To see Deals post on Sunday
I get a head start
lynnNOe says
Love the List feature
Now I don’t forget the deals
I can print and go!
ruizno says
Three year old watched Brave
Excited to hear “half off”
“That’s a good deal mom!”
albshopping says
I went to Haiku
Got a deal on fish and chips
Maui sure is nice
Cheapolak says
Drawers all full of free
deodorant and toothpaste.
Never pay again!
riverside says
I just love to use
Coupons every time I
Go shopping — Yea, Jill!
PatK says
This hobby’s crazy
Q’s everywhere-house, purse, car.
Jill’s made a monster!
Bagnat3 says
I love to coupon, the most I have every saved is 50%. My goal is to have 80% one day.
JJG758 says
A few easy steps
Big money saved, new friends made
Pantry full of love
marlajstuart says
I enter all the time….let this be my lucky entry!!
guava512 says
You want to thank US?
Oh Jill, you’re quite amazing!
Coupon deals do that.
guava512 says
View, Click, Clip and Save
Money left – Family FUN!
LOVE coupon shopping!
Fiercemama says
Because of coupons
We could afford a baby
Diaper deals oh please :)
Dione70 says
Coupon, coupon, save
share the wealth amoung the poor
Helping others YEAH!!!
the best I could come up with today!
thanks for all you do Jill!
Supermom10 says
Expired coupons
Are the worst disappointment
I could have saved lots :(
wombatcentral says
Saving is such fun
Though storage can be tricky
Guests can sleep with stash!
wombatcentral says
Used to say we had
More cereal than Seinfeld
Now it’s really true!
lynnNOe says
Target photo deal
Coupon for 5 off fifty
On sale 10 for 1.
wombatcentral says
Look–straight down that aisle
It’s the super couponer
With deals of the week
lynnNOe says
It’s five, seven, five
syllables-you must count them
Or you will not win
rosellemom6 says
buy one get one free
razors for all in our house
cost nothing feel great
lillianrachel says
Not sure what to say,
Haiku writing is not my thing.
I hope I can win!
coupons4life says
Down to Mac and Cheese.
Wow!One hundred and fifty.
Would fill my cupboard!
coupons4life says
Jill has taught me well
I don’t spend an extra dime
Someday I’ll be rich.
Shanshan says
Oh say can you see?
All the name-brands cheap or free!
Can’t contain my glee!
Shanshan says
Come spot what I got
Case lot need not cost a lot
coupon’s super hot!
suzanne lynn says
My name is Suzanne
Obsessive Coupon Disord’r
I feel welcome here
deva75 says
That will be ten cents
You saved twelve dollars today
Do you need help out?
deva75 says
Lotion, anyone?
How about some free razors?
A lifetime supply…
icpn2 says
Coupons in Newpapers
My scissors will fly
To save $$$ oh my!
deva75 says
Four years for your blog
Eleven for my marriage
It is cheaper now :)
artmom6 says
I hear the purring
from that little square machine.
Here comes my fat cat!
artmom6 says
Shoppin’ like the rest.
Woo hoo! I found the shavers!
Free is always best.
Outlander says
COUPONS ARE MONEY
FREE MONEY FOR ALL PEOPLE
JUST SMART ONES TAKE IT
angelabeisme says
Thanks Jill Cataldo
Thanks for all you give and do
Thanks Couponing Queen
suzanne lynn says
Razors toothpaste floss
Cashier cries, “Oh no! She’s back!”
Coupon scanner smokes
Dagrages says
Walk through parking lot
Found a lost Cat on the ground
SCORE! Free food for me ;)
Dagrages says
Daytime Job, I QUIT!
No need to work all day long
Save tons with coupons
Fiercemama says
Save the world, save the…
Coupon donations, more than
Just saving your cash.
couponkingkevin says
Satisfied Coupon
You please the gods of heaven
Coupon King Kevin
stringofpearls says
So much yummy food
My tongue’s out like Gene Simmons
All free with coupons!
Calibabydolly says
Crazy Daisy deal!
And I can use my rain check?
But not my coupons!
Trz says
Free… Free… Free… Free… Free…
I must find new recipes
containing mustard!
Trz says
Husband scoffs, no clue :(
New golf clubs for Father’s Day
Paid for with savings :)
Trz says
Car battery dead :(
Buy Sears gift cards from Jewel first
Free food soothes the sting :)
marteaga1981 says
I love coupons YEA
helps me provide for four kids
Thanx Jill for your help
soapboxtray says
I’ll win the gift card
Quadruple it’s value soon
With Jill it’s not hard
addicted says
Husband thinks I’m nuts
Kids roll eyes at my coupons
More free gum for ME!
stringofpearls says
Paid nothing but tax!
Do I qualify for the
Coupon Olympics?
artmom6 says
Going out again.
Got to make another run.
Couponing is fun!
artmom6 says
Nivea is great.
Yes, all the coupons make it free.
But, the shelves are bare.
artmom6 says
Paid just a penny.
Cashier can’t believe the bill.
I owe it to Jill!
hwendt12 says
My best-ever shop?
One-hundred two percent off!
Got to love the high!! :)
addicted says
“Sale” at Wags again.
Closet already bursting.
Help! Can’t seem to stop!
gavinsbaba says
Hail Jill Cataldo!
You are our queen of coupons
You save us money
vtorres61 says
Save more cash with Jill.
Super Coupon Queen is she.
What a thrifty skill!
Fiercemama says
Count savings better,
Than you count your syllables.
Clip coupons to save!
artmom6 says
Go’in out the door.
Just to run and get some more.
Pasta, now, is FREE!
artmom6 says
Those were days of old
when the catalinas rolled.
Now, they barely walk.
artmom6 says
Stop that woman now!
She’s heading… to ……. the Right Guard ……………..
She just cleared the shelf ):
artmom6 says
No, no, no, no, no.
My stockpile is getting low….
Ten Dawn in a row.
artmom6 says
“Got any coupons?”,
My sweet daughter said to me.
Here, this makes it free!
Nancy W says
To the store we go
Organized coupons in tow
See my stockpile grow!
Mvzimmerman says
Mom uses coupons
A lot of free stuff for me
Love from college Mom
Mvzimmerman says
Mom you Have to Win!
I NEED the Neon Pink Pumps!!
This will cover them :)
Calibabydolly says
Hubby Does Not Know
That This Is Not A Sickness
But Only The Cure
Calibabydolly says
Who would ever know
This started four years ago
Say it isn’t so
mistflower says
Coupons allow me
to help my community
stock the food pantry
mistflower says
Surf, squeal, print, clip, sort,
repeat each morning, noon, night
Coupons will help cure our plight
mistflower says
My dog seems to know
when I’ve got his food for free
he turns up his nose
mistflower says
I pick up pennies
and combine them with coupons
to feed those in need
mistflower says
Hey, Coupon Lady
what did you bring us today?
Food pantry greeting.
mistflower says
I woke up my husband
gave invisible coupon
leaving him baffled
mistflower says
Cashiers roll their eyes
as they see me approaching
clutching my coupons.
mistflower says
Size five and size six
is the most requested need
diapers for toddlers
mistflower says
Toiletries in bags
dignity for the homeless
coupons make magic
mistflower says
The food I collect
Nine hundred families need
at the food pantry.
mistflower says
Coupon policy?
I have it right here, you see.
Now will you scan, please?
Supermom10 says
Since last November
I have stuck with Jill’s fab deals
Stuck forever now!
stringofpearls says
Never buy coupons!
Don’t let them expire on you!
Combine them with sales!
artmom6 says
Bags of food galore…
dropped off at the food pantry.
Need I say no more?
mesposit626 says
Must save some money
Need more groceries to eat
The savings pile up!
Thanks for all your help! Not sure how we would be afloat without it!
artmom6 says
Hundred one percent!
Didn’t know that existed.
How LUCKY I am!
artmom6 says
I hear the purring
from that little square machine…
Here comes my FAT CAT!